My name is Sparky and I am beautiful.  I love to travel.  Only the best bedsheets will do- but I’ll take a Holiday Inn in a pinch. 
I wear a harness while on the road.  It is an indignity I endure for the opportunity to stretch my legs and explore the Great Outdoors. 
I have a shameful weakness for unattended Club Crackers.  It is the simple pleasures of life I cherish. 
I love to nap on warm laundry just as it is taken out of the dryer.

Ah, what Bliss!  It is good to be me.

 

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